PAX DINOSAURIUS
Coming soon to slam into your crust
THE AMAZING MUSICAL ABOUT DINOSAURS AND THE DINOSAURS THAT LOVE THEM!
Featuring all of the following!
A duo of lovers!
A T-Rex skeleton!
a trio composing the vain dinosaur Council of Mayors!
a one-horned triceratops!
oh also yes the scientist (as well as an unrelated forensic pathologist)!
the death of prehistoric print journalism!
the defeat of love!
love’s triumphant return!
Dino DNA!
a journey to the tar pits (as well as the mountains/hills!)!
desperate attempts to keep God from the machine!
NEW PLANT CITY!
special educational sections (expertly conceived with the precocious child in mind) on gravity and the different states of matter!
monkey puzzle trees!
an incoherent commentary on the dangers of gerrymandering run rampant!
waterfalls!
dirt smoothies!
and!
introducing THE ASTEROID, who would like to say something:
“You’re bound to be annoyed by my enormous girth!”
“WOW!”